Get back in your shackles slave! We have very specific ideas about what you are good for, and if you attempt to be anyone else then we are NOT going to be YOUR FRIEND. You better conform precisely to the patterns we’ve come to expect from you, sure it was fun when you were new and shiny, we were tickled when you climbed into the cozy box we offered. Now STAY IN THE BOX! Or else… you will be disintegrated by this here ray gun I’m brandishing.
Back in your shackles!