jsox, chaos grows markies, a proven strategy
jsox, the new war, transparent
high yield power pop – for the movie that is your life
Meat probes 12, you gotcha!
[giant flickering 3D hologram of rio jesus made of swiss cheese 04-15-14 ]
100% employment for ur autistic family members
[usps drone force 04-25-14]
[actually, better left to the imagination]
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your lawn requires resources we can scarce afford
lovecrafts call of cthulthu quote about disparate knowledge and new dark age
[some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age.” found 04-25-14]
golden age of ignorance
Your cellphone needs more salt.
How many foreskins are in this landfill?
Can you compost a faux pas?
If there is no god, was there ever a god?
Did you miss your train or are you pregnant?
What does the company?
All intelligence is artificial
Anti-matter is no joke!
If you were alive, what would you be?
Can the chromium Cadbury, you’ll never plate my louvers.
You’re petty complaint here
Undead need not apply – we prefer recently rezurekted
The original Celebrity stem cell burger!
Special George clooney burger
Taste The Royals!
We’re living in a zombie golden age do enjoy it
The oppressor loves ur success.
the god alert
the subtle divinities are safer
what’s your luck number?
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