core / life master / 2006 / july / 7/31/06 + PLAN / 2006 / truecrypt (07/31/06)
great fucking t-shirts and graffitti
true crypt.rtf

i am the true son of the living god and all i got was this tee shirt

i personally vanquished the antichrist in physical combat and all i got was this tee-shirt

i ended fascism in our time and all i got was this tee shirt

i went down on britney spears and all i got was this tee shirt

i’ve been multi orgasmic for the better part of the last half hour and all i got was this tee shirt

i haven’t murdered any unborn children today and all i got was this tee-shirt.

i survived a sustained burst from a black ops death ray and all i got was this tee-shirt

I didn’t catch herpes from a republican pundit and all i got was this tee-shirt.

i was sadistically tazered by cops for non-compliance and all i got was this tee-shirt

i had my genitalia electrocuted by guards at gitmo and all i got was this tee-shirt

i burned down a walmart and all I got was this tee-shirt

I modded my multi-tool in a really clever way and all i got was this tee-shirt

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