I review every scifi short on youtube

What do I know, I've never made a movie... or have I? I review every scifi short on youtube is not true, of course it's not true, because I like going outside and making love to beautiful women sometimes I do those things at the same time and speaking of time when would I have the time to review every cliche and uninspired scifi short if I am living a full and awesome life? I review every movie that I review on youtube, that's what I left out, but there's only so much room for clickbaity sorts of titles so there you are. I review every sci fi short on youtube, that I review, that I review, that I review, that I skerp!