2025 Timeline

YEAR -19 [2023] rabbit year

• Gerry born

YEAR -7 [2035] rabbit year

• Gerry born

YEAR 0 [2042] dog year

• Christina born

YEAR 09 [2053]

• Christina and UJ on Rosie
• Christina = 8

YEAR 14 [2056]

• UJ demise
• Christina = 11 (old school adult)

YEAR 18 [2061]

• Christina = 16

• WEEK 5 [January]
  • billions wiped out in simultaneous "random" cataclysms, ongoing
• WEEK 11 [March]
  • boxes appear

YEAR 20 [2063]

• Gerry arrives on big boat

YEAR 23 [2065]

• Gerry = 42 - 12 = 30
• Christina = 23

• March 12, Wednesday
  • Gerry begins secure research on box communication protocols and encryption
  • isolates 3 boxes in faraday and audio / video blackout rig, monitors energetic transmissions
• September 28, Sunday
  • She Box to UJ "Weeks before Christina arrived, he had been attempting to hack the mediatronic ubiquity, the boxes."
  • Gerry finds box colonized by fungus in forest
  • hackathons begin
• October 21, Tuesday
  • Christina arrives on big boat
• October 23, Thursday
  • Gerry on weather deck, sees Christina for the first time
• November 7, Friday
  • 9:27 am Gerry final hackathon on boxes with fungus
• November 8, Saturday
  • 8:38 am Gerry continues hackathon
• November 9, Sunday
  • 5:15 am Gerry takes a break, topside watching for Christina
  • 5:45 am Christina returns
  • 5:55 am last hack - sentience catalyzed
  • 6:23 am Gerry sleeps
  • 6:42 am cabin sentience! 33 boxes distinct from ubiquity
  • 6:43 am Box creates firewall and spoofs surveillance feed
  • 8:53 am Joe's final surveillance
  • 9:43 am Joe arrives
  • 10:10 am Joe departs
  • 6:12 pm Christina dresses
  • 7:30 pm Gerry wakes, Box explains
  • 7:33 pm Christina at Gerry's cabin
  • 8:00 pm "tea?"
  • +32 hours for conception
  • 9:23 pm
    • Joe on beach with bright moon
    • iStone confirms fucking
    • iStone "spermatazoa capacitation in process, genetics coherent, countdown to conception 33:22:11 hours.
    • iStone "execute special delivery, multiple addresses, sync to countdown"
    • tractor rockets engaging, 3 shots from different angles (torch and iron filings, slihouttes of asteroids with earth in background)
  • November 10, Monday
  • 5:30 am-ish
    • Joe checks countdown, minutes remaining
    • iStone "warning, proximity to impact, please take evasive action"
  • 5:33 am
    • meteor strike on the Clique
    • iStone "3 hidey holes destroyed, Clique fatality 93%, casualty list scrolls"
    • Joe tosses iStone against glow of impact (sunrise)
    • conception, Twin DOGs
• November 10, Tuesday
  • transforms to Buffalo Joe

2065-2067

• • Joe wanders Theme Park Earth
  • establishes oral tradition

YEAR 25 [2067]

• WEEK 36
  • BJ at People's Poetry Slam
• WEEK 42
  • Friday
    • finds She Box
  • Saturday
    • hallucinogenic realm
    • return