Fuzzy tax selections are due April 15! The choice to fund our favorite fedgov functions is an inalienable right and duty as a citizen of the Sustainable Civilization®, Southern Northican region. Tell your smart calendars now!

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When I was your age son kids couldn't be taxed. AND all the old folks had to pay for whatever the government decided, even if what was rapacious military industrial hijinx and welfare for parasitic plutocrats!

Gee wilikins dadums, you sure grew up in the stone age. Allocating our hard earned dough as we see fit is the foundation of every functional chaocracy. This month I'm funding the galactic outreach council and advanced cetacean research!

This is the golden age, my boy.