Alternate endings

Joe sitting on beach with scuba tank, air is about out. There are no trees. Could use empty highway.

Joe wakes up in jail.

Joe in outer space, looking back at the earth

Statue of Uncle Joe with a tiny bird on his finger. “The Savior of Earth. His ingenious scheme to overthrow the space slavers by restoring the divine feminine triggered a reboot of the global life support system and the establishment of the transparent reputation economy. Thanks, Joe.” Naked children playing nearby.