The following actors

This movie does not feature the following actors, but it does include fictitious depictions of their cloned and vat grown flesh. Charlie Chaplin George Clooney 04-24-14 actors / celebrities / vips cloned and vat grown flesh served as char broiled patties. This movie does not feature the following actors / celebrities / VIPS Charlie Chaplin…

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Story Theory

Last night I watched monsters and a chunk of dead snow and cabin in the woods. Citw was a formuliac scrap of shite, barely a cut above dead snow. This was Joss Whedon don’t you know. If you’re going to have a backstory, make sure it’s something at least plausible and not a membrane of…

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through the power of orgasm

Clearly the swirl can be directed, channeled. The orgasm is far more than the brutal sciences ever suspected, in terms of our interface with the cosmos. Yes, we can’t say we discovered this territory, any more than columbus and other greedy euros could be said to have discovered Turtle Island, the hindus and taoists were…

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irrational shame

I write these things and feel and irrational shame. Who will read this after me? Perhaps my career in the senate will be improved by the frank nature of these reports. Honesty, can I at least be honest with myself? Kim puts a high value on honesty, as do I, but when I look deep…

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Clooney Burgers

George Clooney Burgers by Billy Bee Baskins Billy Bee stared at his Sole. The words were good, another iSchool essay getting off to a bang up beginning. His last ingest of Big Words had started kicking in. The mission objective of this ‘tribe was to raise the hackles on his swap mate at iSchool, Excelsior…

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Joe's suit, iStone, spiders

Uncle Joe Uncle joe is wearing a scanner darkly suit when he’s with c. Does his hat stay that way when she’s wearing? Spiders as cameras. Spider in foreground, pull focus to background, start scene. Perhaps some indication that the spiders are constructs or tagged with cameras, makes more sense if they are artificial spiders.…

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Dada humor

A nun walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I’m the bride of Jesus and the bartender says well he was here yesterday but I think he flew to Malibu A ninja walks into a bar and orders a scotch and two donuts, a velveteen rabbit and a half dozen raw oysters. The…

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10-11-12 weapons beyond your ken

Trope – Weapons beyond your ken In this room are weapons to save your world, to free ur poeple. But they are beyond your ken, to employ them would likely result in ur utter annhilation. The knowledge required is arkane and requires a complete transformation of what u are. How does an ant become a…

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